PENISER in English translation

• penises
• penis

Examples of using Peniser in Danish and their translations into English

Peniser er forskellige mht. størrelse
Like people in general, penis can vary in size

Peniser kommer i mange former og størrelser?
Penises come in a variety of different shapes and sizes… Huh?

Hun sagde også, I talte om jeres peniser.
She also said you were talking about your… penises!

Jo flere peniser du har, jo højre rang.
Yes, the more penises you have, the higher your rank.

Diggity klynken og peniser overalt.
Diggity whimpers and groans.

Udendørs" er et sted, hvor peniser har det svært.
Out of doors" is a place where penises don't fare well.

Piger, læg jeres peniser ned og dan par med sidemanden.
Ladies, put your penises down and partner up with the person closest to you.

Vi sammenlignede enda peniser i brusebadet, engang.
We even compared penises in the shower once,

Jeg vil vise alle at babybillede af jer to holdingselskaber hinandens peniser… så lille.
I'm gonna show everyone that baby picture of you two holding each other's penises… so small.

havde jeg haft otte peniser.
I would have had eight penises.

Diphallia, eller penil duplikering(PD), er en tilstand hvor en person har to peniser.
Diphallia, or penile duplication(PD), is the condition of having two penises.

Hvad siger manden med to peniser, når skrædderen spørger, om den hænger til højre eller til venstre?
What a man with two penises would say when his tailor asks him- if he dresses to the right or to the left?

Man kan lade dem skære mændenes peniser af og gøre som ham i Tyskland, der stegte og spiste dem.
You know, maybe you could take the husbands of the women and, uh and, uh, slice off their penises and, uh do what that guy in Germany did.

Og problematiske peniser er ikke hvad du vil have.
And problematic penises is not what you want.

Og problematiske peniser er ikke hvad du vil have. Men det vil ikke fungere, for en fremtid med meningsløse engangsknald.
But it's not going to work because a future of meaningless one-night stands and problematic penises is not what you want.

Og problematiske peniser er ikke hvad du vil have. Men det vil ikke fungere, for en fremtid med meningsløse engangsknald.
Because a future of meaningless one-night stands but it's not working and it's not going to work some temporary way to feel better, So you're trying to find some replacement, and problematic penises is not what you want.

tilføjet sikkerhed i, at de har større peniser, mens mænd med mindre udstyr har tendens til at overkompensere for deres medlemmer i en række andre måder.
added security in the fact that they have larger penises, while men with smaller equipment tend to overcompensate for their members in a number of other ways.

Da der er en række af fyre, der synes så aflyttet af deres så gennemsnitligt mellemstore peniser, der åbenlyst påvirker deres sexliv
Since there are a number of guys who seem so bugged by their so averagely-sized penises that overtly affect their sex lives

Penis størrelser og stadig større peniser har været noget, som samfundet har talt om siden før de bibelske tider.
Penis sizes and enlarging penises has been something that society has been talking about since before the biblical times.

der bemærker, at deres peniser ikke er store nok til at tilfredsstille deres partner.
who observe that their penises are not big enough to satisfy their partner.