Examples of using God invented in English and their translations into Swedish
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                        Computer
                    
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                        Political
                    
 
That's why God invented cards.
which is why God invented dancing.
That's why god invented nannies.
That's why God invented poetry.
That's why God invented gravy.
It's why God invented construction companies.
Why do you think God invented credit?
The reason God invented dead bolts… is to keep people like Nelson out of your house. Mom.
the reason God invented deadbolts.
But this is obviously what can happen if you grow up in a socialistic democracy where you're at risk of thinking that that democracy is something that God invented for his own people. The Kingdom of God  is
That's why God invented champagne.
That's why God invented knocking.
That's why God invented chlorine.
It's just… That's why God invented video.
there is an Irish saying to the effect that God invented whiskey in order to prevent the Irish from dominating the world.
Why did God invent the orgasm?
That's why the gods invented basements bitches.
Isn't that why God invented turtlenecks?
Well, that's why god invented yom kippur.
Why god invented X-rays.